Hey Hachi!

Me: Hey Hachi!
Hachi: What do you want now?
Me: Can you please get off the table? I want to watch TV and you're blocking my view.
Hachi: Can't you see I'm resting? And, I was here first.
Me: Get off the table now or I'll...
Hachi: You and your empty threats. Don't disturb me or I'll be mad. And you know what that means. (Scratches the table for more emphasis, then goes back to sleep)

(Gave up trying to coax her. Instead of watching TV, just went to sleep.)