Breaking Dawn in Bullet Points

• I was never a fan of the book but I’ve watched all the movie adaptations of the Saga and I think that this is the most impossible movie of all. I cannot comprehend how a vampire can impregnate an 18-year old woman. Technically, vampires are dead right? So how come? How come? (Pun not intended).

• Does Stephanie Meyer have necrophilia? Who makes love to a vampire? Apparently Bella does (and is sooooo excited and nervous in doing so, if I may add). The jitters I don’t get since she might as well have been copulating with an iceberg and the iceberg doesn’t even feel anything anyway.
• I know Twilight is fiction but I think the author uses ‘fiction’ loosely. Classifying your work as fiction doesn’t mean you can propel all your daydreams into reality.
• Great make-up though, Bella’s deterioration was convincing. When she was ‘reborn’ as a vampire and her face started to blanch, my mind was screaming; “This is a subtle promotion for Kristen’s new film, Snow White.”
• I liked how they brought back some of the music from the past installations. Might not be a fan of the movie but the Twilight OSTs are nice to hear. I have to admit that I swooned during the part when Edward and Bella were exchanging vows with the Iron and Wine song playing during the scene. That’s about the only thing I extremely liked. All other things in between were okay at best and unremarkable at worst.